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20/6/2014
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Sometimes something happens that's so funny it can't be true.
I have a few from today, but am going to share one and save some from future blogs...
A colleague came in to my room after school, looking for the y6 teacher (who was working on reports off-site).
Having established the absence, my colleague then told me that somebody's phone was ringing and it was annoying.
I walked over and could hear it.
It sounded close (stop guessing - you may be right and spoil it for yourself).
She said, "I heard it in Y6, too."
I stepped back.
I looked at my colleague.
She was standing with an A4 ring binder clutched to her chest with an arm over it holding her pink iPhone.
I asked the (bleeding) obvious, "Is it yours?"
"No!" came the disparaging reply.
Then she looked.
She was holding it in such a way it was constantly trying to FaceTime her sister.
She blushed, slapped me on the arm and, disappearing away in shame, she said, "That's why I'm blonde."
'Yes,' I thought with a sigh. 'THAT'S why.'
My question: is this silly enough to be true?
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